- Why don't turkeys ever eat on Thanksgiving? Because they're already stuffed.
- Why was the little turkey sent to his room? For using fowl language.
- Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.
- When the turkey got arrested, what crime was he charged with? Fowl play of course.
- A class of third-graders were asked to write what they were most thankful for. Jessica wrote, "I'm thankful I'm not a turkey."
Have the best Thanksgiving weekend ever, everyone!
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